i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
That last image is too adorable to not reblog.
this is the cutest
I mean, I’m not saying that we can enforce this as law or anything. I also might be wrong about this. But:
Just as a general rule, I feel like we should not look at pictures of the breasts or genitalia of people who would rather we not look at pictures of their breasts…
Subliminally. Say things like, “The other day I rounded a corner and there was a clown. I-cecreamed.” Or “I really angered my friend Isaac the other day and boy did Isaac-ream me out.”
Or just buy your own dang ice cream!
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION
Have you ever wanted to laugh so hard you FUCKING CRIED!?
down my face
I know right?
Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies
I apologize to Kirsten Stewart for all the times I made fun of her acting in twilight